A little background on the chaos that’s my life? You got it.
Me: I’m 29, and intend to stay that way indefinitely. I’m a chunky chick, I like the color pink, shoes, hydrangeas, dick jokes and the smell of puppy breath. I work full time as a dog groomer and trainer. Where? Mind your own business, stalker. I moved to Rhode Island from Illinois in 2008 to be with my now husband. He’s 20 years older than me, by the way. He’s also hilarious, quirky, sweet, and pretty damned awesome. I had two pit bulls, Capone and Roxie. They’re pretty much the best dogs..ever. Here they are:
That’s Capone, he’s 9 years old.
This is Roxie, she’s 8.
Cute, huh? Oh just you wait..all the cuteness lives here.
He had a dog too. His name is Squirt. Yea…seriously. I didn’t do it. Squirt’s a sad dog. No bullshit, the dog is on Prozac because he’s so damned sad all the time.
We had a baby on July 3rd, 2011. His name is Xavier James, and he’s just the most amazing little creature on the entire planet. Look at this perfection:
I told you..all the cuteness. I didn’t take that photo, by the way. His newborn portraits were done by Mrs Tana Murphy of The Murphys Photography. You can check them out right here: http://themurphysphoto.com/
We’re doing our best not to screw him up.
Oh, and my mom lives with us now too. She has Multiple Sclerosis, but she functions REALLY well. She’s just a little crazy, and makes for some fun times. She lives in our sunroom, which is much cooler than it sounds. Jeordie and Holly, our two cats, live out there with her. They’re old and fat, but hey…the majority of the household is.
I’ll add pictures of them later. With all this going on, I’m going to try to find time to chronicle the madness, because I think it will help me stay sane.